My husband is so funny...and it's usually my job to point it out.
1. We were outside today, sitting peacefully on the back porch, when a gigantic black bumble bee came buzzing by me. (I call them jumbo jets)
I screamed "BEE!!!!" (I think I was flapping my arms and legs at the same time too)
He just looked at me and asked "What???"
I said "It's a BEE!" and he said, "Oh, I thought you were calling me." Then he just shook his head like he was relieved that he didn't have to call the paddy wagon.
I do call him B, but I never shriek it at the top of my lungs while I'm sitting right beside him. I've been laughing over it all day.
2. I checked Facebook this morning and on his profile page, it said he had 666 friends. So I posted a comment that he should notice that and add another person to his list. He wrote back that he actually needed 111 more friends.
3. I have been carefully saving up money to buy a new couch, socking away money little by little in a certain hiding place. Lately he has taken to looking at guitars on ebay, so he suggested that instead of a couch, he could get a new guitar. He was teasing me but he has a certain look in his eye....
...and I changed my hiding place. :\